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email
1. (email) (922↑, 121↓)
Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing [Internet] users with [spam], [credit card]/insurance offers, [porn] links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.

Despite using a junk email filtering program, it is still a chore to delete 30+ messages a day.

2. (email) (403↑, 76↓)
Proof that a million monkeys typing randomly at keyboards would NOT produce a Shakespeare play
Author: Commendatore http://email.urbanup.com/212390
3. (email) (279↑, 59↓)
a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small

Man, I'm glad that email came, or I wouldn't have gotten that date\!

4. (email) (109↑, 59↓)
a system of world-wide electronic communication in which a computer user can compose a message at one terminal that is generated at the recipient's terminal when he logs in

"Would you e-mail me a copy of that spreadsheet you made up the other day?" "How about I email my dick to your mouth instead?"

5. (Email) (39↑, 6↓)
Email is another way of communicating in the Internet. It stands for electronic mail, and that's correct, it's like mail, but in the computer\! Sometimes you get spam, in [forums] you get updates from them. You can write messages to each other in email. Email is kinda like [forum]s, except there is nobody to use the [ban hammer] on you or your friend, but you have to wait and there's nobody stopping you from posting porn, sending viruses, and posting spam.

Email is usually the best way of contacting somebody, since you do not pay to send an email or get an email, except for electricity bills.

6. (email) (13↑, 2↓)
Something faster than paper mail and slower than IM. Has a 56% chance of making you cry inside.

"What's that, email? You want to help me enlarge my penis? But... I'm female..." (Sobbing ensues.)

7. (email) (12↑, 3↓)
Electronic mail, often abbreviated to e-mail, email, or simply mail, is a store-and-forward method of writing, sending, receiving and saving messages over electronic communication systems. The term "email" (as a noun or verb) applies to the Internet email system based on the Simple Mail Transfer Protocol, to network systems based on other protocols and to various mainframe, minicomputer or intranet systems allowing users within one organization to send messages to each other in support of workgroup collaboration. Intranet systems may be based on proprietary protocols supported by a particular systems vendor, or on the same protocols used on public networks. Email is often used to deliver bulk unsolicited messages, or "[spam]", but filter programs exist which can automatically block, quarantine or delete some or most of these, depending on the situation.

I check my email every single day.

8. (email) (7↑, 0↓)
A way to lie in someones face, and not be called a lier, a delayed action lie.

I really would like to see you again, give me your email address.

9. (EMail) (7↑, 5↓)
Someone sending you ecstacy through the mail

Instead of formal transaction of "drug deal" you send your ecstasy pills through the mail naming it email.

10. (email) (0↑, 1↓)
What is used to sign up for facebook/tumblr/twitter/other social sites.

Please confirm your account with the link we sent to your email.

11. (email) (33↑, 41↓)
Yet another way that crap from the Internet (pr0n, drugs, warez, virii etc) can be brought to you.. E-Mail also includes spam.

"Dude, my e-mail is fucked." "Dude, my e-mail is brilliant, I got my house remortgaged, a fake diploma, pr0n site passwords, the lot."

Author: Soiled Undergarment http://email.urbanup.com/214132
12. (email) (40↑, 49↓)
A practically useless method of worldwide communication, due to the widespread use of Instant Messaging.

I don't need email because I have AIM, ICQ, MSN, YIM, mIRC all running at the same time\!

13. (email) (25↑, 41↓)
A means of distributing [pr0n] and surveys No practical use found as yet.

I just recieved some more pr0n in teh email.

14. (email) (18↑, 35↓)
"E"nables you to send something to someone, at sometime, for some reason and somehow it magically gets somewhere.

I (and you) can potentially email everyone or anyone in the world.

15. (email) (16↑, 37↓)
A quick, impersonal, sometimes unemotional form of transfering text in data form, from one shitty person to the next. Email is straight trash. There is no "miracle drug" to make your penis grow 5 inches longer. God punishes and rewards men based upon his love for them. Sorry Chinese dudes.

God uses email to punish puny men.

16. (email) (8↑, 34↓)
A practically useless technology that joe 6-packs tend to like. However, [Strong Bad]'s email is twicked cool just like everything else about [Strong Bad].

Strong Bad checks his emails usually every Monday.

17. (email) (14↑, 41↓)
something that sucks, but it sure is better than instant messaging.

email sucks, but you have to give it credit for being better than instant messaging.

Author: dref said right http://email.urbanup.com/731312
18. (email) (12↑, 42↓)
A horrible and inneficient way to communicate with people in the world.

My email inbox was filled with tons of spam and porn.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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